Sunday, October 18, 2015

Some of the Best - Frum Satire Glossary

This will be a rolling list

Assur – Not allowed, commonly used by Rabbis nowadays because they have become lazy in looking things up.

Lubavitchers aka Lubobs, Lubbies, or Chabdnicks – Most known, popular and influential sect of orthodoxy, as well as hated due to many of them believing that their previous Rabbi was the messiah even though he passed away in 1994. Lubavitch girls are also known as the hottest girls within all of orthodoxy.

Tefillin Date – When someone goes on a date and they plan on sleeping over they should bring their tefilin. Commonly referred to as hypocritical because people who don tefilin don’t usually have sex- I wholeheartedly disagree- I guess my Tanya learning is creeping in.

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