Write it in a more 'yeshivish way'

In class tonight, our professor had instructed us to write a short paragraph on what topic we'd like to write our term paper. I turned it in to him after I had written it up.

• It contained no curse words.
• It contained no sexual references.
• It contained no inappropriate topics.
• It contained nothing that I wouldn't gladly hand over to my rabbi.

Nevertheless, he insisted that I finished the work too quickly and didn't write it in a yeshivish way, in a more adele way. This was very sad and pathetic. He is clearly a ghetto Jew who takes serious issue with anything that makes us look like a strong nation. I'm sure he tells Ben Shapiro to tone it down as well, lest some Christian hear him speak. He most likely incorrectly believes that any show of Jewish strength will cause antisemitism. What has happened to our nation? What a Jewstrich...