Asking Her To Marry You

I will make this short and simple for my readers:

You should be in no rush to marry your girlfriends. Take your time, make sure you both are very compatible.
The only reason anyone would rush is to lock her in because you are afraid of losing her. This is very loserish and indicative of zero self confidence.
Zecharia Wallerstein proposed on the first date. This should be a clear indicator that this is a bad idea.

All in all, don't do this. It is very stupid and a very bad idea. It is more commonly known as 'Full Boyle".

Never Full Boyle.