Wallerstein.

This morning in the subway, on the way to Touro, I had a very interesting conversation. There was this girl who was obviously Jewish, probably from Flatbush. We got into a conversation about a couple different topics. Eventually we got onto the topic of Judaism, so I thought I'd try out my favorite Rabbi, Rabbi Zecharia Wallerstein. To those who don't know who he is, he has a very strange fetishes. One of his more prominent fetishes is that he goes to weddings just to look in the eyes of the chossan and kallah under the chupa who have known each other for a whole two weeks before being pressured by both their parents' to get married immediately. His other obsession, young teenage girls (probably indicative of his home life) and trying to mikarev them is laughable. After seeing how successful Chabad has been with their kiruv efforts, he believed that he could replicate that with a nice dose of his musser. Clearly, he cannot.
So anyways, this girl tells me that she decided to go to an event at Ohr Naava (his brainwashing facility for teenage girls) to hear a couple speakers. She said that she was very pleased with the first two speakers, but the third speach, given by Wallerstein, ruined it all and she wished she didn't go to the event at all (those were her actual words). Good job dummy.

Any readers have any more Wallerstein horror stories?